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Team Name: bijansexual

Owner: Pat McDermott

Height: 6' 0"  |  Weight: 145 |  Age: 38  |  College: University of Vermont

Franchise Player: WR Luther Burden III - Undrafted Free Agent

Seasons Played:
All-Time Record:
Winning Seasons:
Losing Seasons:
Regular-Season Titles:

21

151-130 (.537)

12

6

2015

Scoring Titles:
Division Titles:
Playoff Appearances:
Playoff Record:
Championships:

2015

'15, '17, 22, '25

15

10-14 (.417)

2017

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Bijansexual is a tough team to figure out, and there may not be a more up-and-down franchise in “The League.” It lost the first two championships in 2005 and 2006 to The Sorge and hadn’t been back since prior to 2017.

 

It has, however, advanced to the semifinals seven times in the 19 years since those consecutive finals appearances but that's been met with much postseason disappointment. From 2009-2016, it posted three nine-win campaigns and an 11-2 season, but fell short in the playoffs each year. Its loss in the 2015 semifinals was its sixth straight postseason defeat, setting a league record for consecutive playoff losses at the time. It's just 1-6 in the postseason since its fourth finals appearance in 2019. 

But much of that negativity was wiped away in 2017 as the franchise advanced to its third final and won its first championship. It used an active offseason to help it win its second Eastern Division title in three seasons, it ended its playoff losing streak with a semifinal victory over Mighty Morphin Bower Rangers, and defeated The Bills Mafia in the final to become the seventh team in league history to win a championship. Its resume looks much better with a title now: It owns the third-best regular-season winning percentage, the third-most playoff berths, and it's one of four teams with at least four division titles.

Its 2017 title season will be partly defined by the number of trades it made, using keeper assets to acquire superior talent to help it win a championship. It used the same strategy prior to the 2019 season after missing the postseason in 2018, making a number of offseason trades which set it up for another successful season. It advanced to its second championship in three years, but fell short in a title game loss to DBuddaZ. There's no doubt now, however, that owner Pat McDermott has established himself as one of the best in "The League." 

More team history...

All-time division record: 77-59

All-time non-division record: 49-41

All-time record vs.:

Alex: 19-21

David: 11-24

Jamie A.: 10-16

Jamie C.: 16-15

Jason: 26-18

Joe: 20-11

Keane: 5-3

Kevin: 12-9

Scott: 15-11

 

Year-by-year results:

2005: 7-7, lost championship

2006: 8-6, lost championship

2007: 6-7, missed playoffs

2008: 4-10, missed playoffs

2009: 9-4, lost in semifinals

2010: 5-8, missed playoffs

2011: 9-4, lost in quarterfinals

2012: 9-4, lost in quarterfinals

2013: 7-6, lost in quarterfinals

2014: 7-6, lost in quarterfinals

2015: 11-2, lost in semifinals

2016: 4-9, missed playoffs

2017: 8-5, won championship

2018: 4-9, missed playoffs

2019: 7-6, lost championship

20208-5, lost in quarterfinals

20217-7, missed playoffs

20226-8, lost in semifinals

20239-5, lost in quarterfinals

20247-7, lost in semifinals

2025: 9-5, lost in semifinals

Team Breakdown

3. Ladd McConkey

3. Brock Bowers

5. Davante Adams

5. TreVeyon Henderson

6. Xavier Worthy

7. Jameson Williams

8. Jaylen Waddle

9. Jacoby Brissett

9. Travis Hunter

10. Stefon Diggs

12. Luther Burden III

13. Tucker Kraft

17. Bhayshul Tuten

  • Number next to name signifies draft round

Keeper Roster

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