Bijansexual is a tough team to figure out, and there may not be a more up-and-down team in “The League.” It lost the first two championships in 2005 and 2006 to The Sorge and hadn’t been back since prior to 2017, advancing to the semifinals six times in the 18 years since those consecutive finals appearances. It missed the playoffs the following two seasons, finishing in last place in 2008 after Tom Brady went down for the year in Week 1. From 2009-2016, it posted three nine-win campaigns and an 11-2 season, but fell short in the playoffs each year. Its loss in the 2015 semifinals was its sixth straight postseason defeat, setting a league record for consecutive playoff losses.

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But all of that negativity was wiped away in 2017 as the franchise advanced to its third final and won its first championship. It used an active offseason to help it win its second Eastern Division title in three seasons, it ended its playoff losing streak with a semifinal victory over The Natural Born Kylers, and defeated Toxic Masculinity in the final to become the seventh team in league history to win a championship. Its resume looks much better with a title now: It owns the fourth-best regular-season winning percentage, the third-most playoff berths, and it's one of six teams with at least three division titles.

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Its 2017 title season will be partly defined by the number of trades it made, using keeper assets to acquire superior talent to help it win a championship. It used the same strategy prior to the 2019 season after missing the postseason in 2018, making a number of offseason trades which set it up for another successful season. It advanced to its second championship in three years, but fell short in a title game loss to DBuddaZ. There's no doubt now, however, that owner Pat McDermott has established himself as one of the best in "The League."